To A Trinidadian Boy

She was babptized in Gucci,
Stay rocking that Coogi,
Only rich man can reach her coochi,
American Eagle dudes touch 1st base freely,

But girls like her catch men at 1st glance,
2 weeks max for di good romance,
Holes start fi burn in his pocket
She nah kiss so man frustrated...he take orf like rocket.

He go looking in di stars 4 Miss Sparkle,
8 girlfriends, 3 months and years of cheating later he geeked like Urkel,
Girl fine wined dined tune into his conversation,
Offered him her morals and mental elation

Trini boy was wowed like a comic book,
Ms. Sparkle finer then a video hoe & never ask 4 his dough..look
Her pum pum stay ever fresh ever cleaner,
Always spontaneous got him smiling like Face on Nick Jr.

She nah bit her tongue so truth stay rolling,
She not submissive to dem controlling,
Mamzelle appreciate him like droughts do water,
Cater to him, she wan fi birth his daughter.

Meanwhile all dem video hoes,
Crying & chasing men n the show Cheaters,
Difficult n demandng like calculus,
They go men lusting 4 others bc of the fuss.